“We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.”        Peter De Vries     “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”                            Mark Twain     “As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.”           Unknown     “My education was dismal. I went to …

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Losing is not my enemy … fear of losing is my enemy. Rafael Nadal   The great part about tennis is you can’t run out the clock. As long as we were still playing, I had a chance.              Andre Agassi   I’m not lucky. If I play another player, even if I don’t play really …

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Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?                               A: He wanted to save time.   Q: What has a neck, but no head? A: A bottle.   Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A: A clock.   Q: What are two things people never eat …

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Spring Quotations                                                                                                                        ☺ Spring has come when you can put your foot on three daisies.  Proverb ☺Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.  Doug Larson ☺In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. Mark Twain ☺Spring is sooner recognized by …

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Love quotes                                                                                                                                                         ♥ ’Love me and the world is mine.’ David Reed ♥ ’There is no remedy for love but to love more.’ Thoreau ♥ ’You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live  without.’  Alexandra Penney ♥ ’A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature …

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„Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”           Oscar Wilde   „An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” Bill Vaughn   ”Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight …

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• An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.  (A.L. Barach)   • The human body is the only machine for which there are no spare parts. (H.M. Biggs)   • To eat is human, to digest is divine. ( Ch.T. Copeland)   • Some drugs have been appropriately called „wonder …

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. (Woody Allen)   The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.  (Edward John Phelps)   Experience is the only thing you have plenty of when you’re too old to get the job. (Laurence J. Peter)   Work …

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What is your star sign? Are you like your sign?   ARIES (21st  March – 20th  April) Energetic, courageous, decisive, impatient, selfish. You are good in emergencies, willing to gamble or find another job. But you are not patient with other people or likely to save money.   TAURUS (21st April – 21st May) Calm, …

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1. Mother: – Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?     Son:      – You said it was my lunch money.   2. Patient: – Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains.     Doctor: – For heaven’s sake, pull yourself together.   3. – What is the difference …

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